-my mother

- my sister who could have been on Oprah today but turned her down

-people who say WE need to do, but really mean you need to

- people who wear too much perfume

-people whose tell you their kids are sheer genius,but really you know they are meatballs

-people who compare your kids with their kids

-people who make dumb silly comments to you about your hair or your outfit, just to make them look better (this is usually done in a group setting)

-people who tell you how much money they have

-loud car radios that make your car virbate

-one who tell you how fat they are when you are eating something really fattening

-cats that make that god awful noise in the middle of the night

-my neighbors dog that likes to jump on me and siff my butt

-sales people who tell you that you can always return it but then give you a hard time when you do

-people who tell you that you have gained or lost weight, when neither has happened

Didn't know I had so many...and did I mention my mother...