Oldest DS was watching me get ready to go out one day... I was fixing my hair and sprayed it with hairspray. He asked what that was (he was about 3.5 at the time) I explained that it was hairspray--kind of like hair glue. He just died laughing. I asked him what was so funny about hair glue. He said "well, Daddy must have never used the hair glue!" Yep, DH is bald.

Oldest DS again, about 6 y/o, was walking through the kitchen. DH and I were talking about something and I was giving him a hard time about not knowing the answer. I told DH "you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?". DS without missing a step, never slowing down, just looked at me and said "NOPE, he's a spoon!" Then proceeded on down to the TV room!

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Mental that one, I'm telling you. ---Ron Weasley, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"