You know you're a housewife when...

You don't bother changing shirts when they get spit-up stains, drool marks, etc., since the rest of your shirts probably have the same ones...and nobody's going to notice you in you in your gray/black stretchy clothes, since you dressed your kids up so cute in rainbow colors today!

Also... You know you're a housewife when....

You ENVY the moms with the Tuperware cupcake takers!!! LOL.............