You know you are a housewife when...

-Your DS calls you in the bathroom to wipe his butt and then says "It's what you live for...right?"
(I guess i said this one too many times to him!)

-The UPS guy thinks the only clothes you own are pajamas.

- I doesn't matter if you miscalulated the Target markdown schedule, because you can just come back tomorrow!

-When you try to remember "When did I ever have time for a job!"