OH GAWD! I am KNOWN for this. My DH and our circle of friends pick on me for it daily. I ALWAYS mishear lyrics!!


Some examples:

My Lyric: I'll never be your pizza burning
Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden


My Lyric: Honey's Money
Real Lyric: Mony Mony

My Lyric: I'm cold and I am chained, lying naked on the floor
Real Lyric: I'm cold and I'm ashamed, lying naked on the floor

My Lyric: Your body's a wanderin'
Real Lyric: Your body is a wonderland

My lyric: Yall gonna make me lose my mind, pumpin gas, pumpin gas.
Real Lyric: Yall gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here


I also used to call Amoco gas stations ( UH MO CO) Until DH corrected me when I was 24!