You know your a housewife (wah mom) when.....

When your hubby comes home from work at 7:55 and by 8:00 you have picked up your other two friends (also sah/wah moms) and are dressed in jammies with two bottles of wine sitting in the back of the minivan on top of the folded up soccer chairs drinking wine out of plastic cups IN the parking lot of the subdivision children's playground so your kids will not see you drinking the wine and use this against you when they are teenagers.

When your 5-year-old asks where you are going just because you took a shower.

When your children know its once-a-month Bunco night because mom has "real clothes " on.

When your son calls from the bus on his cell phone every day at exactly 3:28 wanting to know what's for dinner.

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Mommy to Austin 113094, Brayden 081798, Cooper 081701
Aunt to Gracie 080101 & Shelbie 041604