ROFL! Shame on you
But please careful. When we lived in base housing A guy who lived down the road from me threating my ds & his friends that he will shoot them if they don't get away from his truck and to stop ringing his door bell.

My ds was innocent they were just walking down the side walk. and stop when the guy started yelling at them..I called the SP and reported him. I told the SP ..If any of those kids rang the doorbell like he was claiming ,they would of took off running not just casually stoll away it