Ok.

Today is Friday. I haven't showered since yesterday morning, I have dried cherrios in my hair, spaghetti sauce on my shirt, 4 loads of laundry calling my name, a husband who just made his own dinner at 9pm, and a baby who keeps waking up every 20 mins and yelling "MAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAA."

I am ready to check myself in to a looney bin, just so I can rest. I haven't worn make-up since I went on vacation in March!!

And I have TWO Kids. One Two.

17??? I would be certifiable at 3. 17?? As Tony Soprano says- Fuggediaboutit.