At least I'm not alone.

Oh, and I thought of some more things:

Gives me the remote and tells me I can watch whatever I want, but he doesn't really mean it - DH usually only does this when there is absolutely NOTHING on TV. Even if there is something that I want to watch, if I get up to go to the bathroom or into the kitchen to refill my glass of water, etc. I will almost always come back to the TV switched to the Golf Channel, one of the many ESPN channels, or some other sporting event. DH will have the TV on the Golf Channel and I'll notice that the footage looks old and I'll say, "Haven't you already seen this? When is this from?" and his reply will be "Oh, it's the Masters tournament from 1999" or "It's the US Open from 2002."

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind watching sports - sometimes - but I get tired of golf on TV every Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and in between, we have football and basketball. It would be much better too if he wasn't involved in fantasy football and just kept up with one or two teams, but, no... he has to constantly flip, flip, flip the channel to see how each player on his team is doing. I'll be happy when baseball season starts and we can watch the Yankees together though!

Doesn't clean up his messes in the kitchen - He'll make himself breakfast or a sandwich, etc. and will get crumbs, butter, mayo, mustard, etc. all over the CLEAN counter top and won't bother to wipe it down when he's done. I HATE that! I can take a little mess and clutter around the house, but I can't stand dirty counter tops!