After 18 years together I try not to let too many things make me crazy but the one that just makes me shake my head is.
"Babe where's the ????"
And I can give him precise, perfect directions, top shelf, left hand side 3/4 of the way to the back. and he will say "I don't see it."
So I will stop whatever I am doing go to where he is and find him in the middle of the room no where near where I told him it was.
This also applies to the, Open the refriderator door and stand there saying "Babe, are we out of ???" and I will give the directions to it and his reply is ALWAYS, "I don't see it". Would it kill him to move something to look.
The joke now is when we have this exchange I will say "If I have to come in there to hand it to you someones gettin' a whoopin'."
The other one the kills me is he will always say "You never listen to me" Well how come I always here THAT.
Actually we usually find the humor in most things, so it's all good.