Let me count the ways:

1. Clips toenails and throws them at me
2. Cuts his hair as soon as I clean bathroom.
3. Throws dirty clothes on top of clean clothes.
4. Throws dirty clothes on furniture.
5. Licks my face and thinks its cute.
6. Has to tell me just about EVERYDAY what is on sale at WOOT!!!
7. Road Rage
8. Thinks it is funny to leave disposable contacts on mirror in bathroom.
9. Stares at tv and pretends not to hear me.
10. When he says he didn't know and I KNOW I told him.
11.Watches StargateSG1.
12. Flips through channels constantly.


Oh crud I know there is more but I am too tired to think about it anymore.