With great glee. I am on the Do Not Call registry, so when they do call, it annoys me a great deal.

If they are looking for my husband, I tell them the bum walked out and left me with a pile of bills and hungry kids. I sniffle.

If they butcher my last name, which is most of the time, I spend a bit of time asking them to repeat the name, then repeating their mispronunciation, then saying "WHO?" each time. They hang up.

If they are calling to offer me a great financing deal for my mortgage, I ask them if I qualify since I 'filed bankruptcy last week.' More sniffles. Click.