You are the size of a child! I've read in the past that you are really tiny... haven't I? Are you in your 60's? I know that you wear those huge frilly square dance skirts. You are a happy person with a skip to your step. You have a sweet hubby that you have been happily married to for many years. He takes good care of you...

Side note -- our family love to go watch square dancing in the park on Saturday evenings. We don't do it, but our whole family loves to watch.

Okay, I went beyond the avatar!!! How'd I do?