I'm voting Republican because all the Dems are dead except for me???

I'm voting Republican because it's opposite day???

I'm voting Republican because I'm getting senile???

I'm voting Republican because I'm looking forward to a war with Iran???

I'm voting Republican because, gosh that Dick Cheney is just so darned cute and sexy???

And last of all, I'm voting Republican because if McCain is president I'll never have to take a sleeping pill for my insomnia??? I can just listen to him for a few minutes. I'm yawning just thinking about it.