Keating 5.

And it was Chelsea Clinton who he made the dreadfully ugly "joke" about when she was a child.

And his first wife -- the one disfigured by a car accident that he cheated on -- was Carol.

Vicki Iseman is the lobbyist he appears to have had a "special" relationship with.

894 out of 899 was his class rank at Annapolis.

South Carolina is the state where he favored the Confederate flag be flown (he was for it before he was against it).

Martin Luther King Day is the holiday he opposed (against it before he was for it this time.)

The Food Network is where Cindy McCain stole the recipes from that she posted as McCain family recipes.

Percocet and Vicodin were Cindy's drugs of choice during her druggie days.

American Voluntary Medical Team is the name of the charity from which she stole those drugs.