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I bet their wedding night was awesome!
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Kathy, seriously, think back to your first time. Was it awesome? I'm guessing you had at least a little experience. Kissing. Hugging. Dry humping. Something. These kids had no experience. Zero. Zilch. None.
And before you answer, please don't tell me your first time [i]was[i] awesome. Unless your first time was with a paid escort who was wise to the ways of the world, and totally in tune with your body.......I'm not buying it. Your first time might have been memorable. It might have even been "special", in an awkward and probaly painful sort of way. But it wasn't awesome. Awesome comes with experience.