lol, Ambriana!

I once walked right out of the grocery store with stolen goods in my hand.

I had grabbed three items and was getting cash at the ATM by the check-out line to pay for my things. The ATM gave me $20 too much. I went to the service counter, told them what happened, gave them the $20 back, and walked out with those unpaid-for groceries in my hands, thinking to myself, "Gosh, they're lucky someone honest happened to get the $20!"

It wasn't until I pulled into my driveway and reached for the sack to take it in that I realized my groceries were not in a sack because after handing cash to the service desk worker, I neglected to go back and hand any to the cashier - lol!

I went back to the store immediately, walked in and went straight to the check-out lane and paid w/out saying a word to anyone.