I have to admit, I got this idea from another board...but I liked it! So...It's so cold that...feel free to add to the list...

It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Jerseyans are giving each other the mitten.

It's so cold that Richard Simmons was seen putting on a pair of long pants.

It's so cold that my neighbors dryer was going and I could watch the exhaust turn to ice crystals.

It's so cold that chickens are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker.

It's so cold that when cops tell a robber to FREEZE! he does.

It's so cold that when I baked a cake, and set it out to cool, it frosted itself.

It's so cold that I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

~Lisa