I think doing this on your own is a bad idea. Why do you think you need to clean your colon? Is it having guests? Unless you're due for a colonoscopy, let your body take care of colon maintenance!

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.