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Lace my trash with chicken bones dipped in bleach and dark chocolate, so the next time the neighbor’s dog decides to take a dip inside there will be a very special treat for him.
Tell my MIL and FIL what I really think of them.
Destroy my washer and dryer and tell my DH that they just broke and we need to buy new ones!
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
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