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Originally Posted by theresa981  Lace my trash with chicken bones dipped in bleach and dark chocolate, so the next time the neighbor’s dog decides to take a dip inside there will be a very special treat for him.
Tell my MIL and FIL what I really think of them.
Destroy my washer and dryer and tell my DH that they just broke and we need to buy new ones! |
Oh man, you don't know how many times I've thought about doing that!!!
Tell my nosy, condescending brother that they only reason he's so concerned with everybody else's lives, is because his sucks! He has a stressful, sucky job, his wife is a fat b*tch, and his son is borderline retarted! Oh yeah, and that big new house they bought looks really crappy with all that kitschy decor they insist on putting everywhere! (Ahhhh. . .that felt good!)
Feed a ton of leftover Easter chocolate to the neighbors pitbull that gets out all the time and terrorizes the neighborhood. (She's already been labeled "viscious") Oh yeah. . .and then breed the dumb neighbor non-stop like she does that poor dog!
I'm sure I have more. . .I'm in one of those moods today.
