Thread: If I was evil I might _______, but I'm not, so I won't.
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:11 PM
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If I was really evil I would call up the crazy, psycho lady that keeps texting and leaving me voice mails about how "he's already got a woman that sleeps next to him every night. . and that if I really want I can just keep his cheating azz." I would tell her. . .YOU GOT THE WRONG FRIGGIN NUMBER! Besides, why the heck are you calling who you think is the woman cheating with your man anyway? Take it up with your cheating man!!! And oh yeah, can I get your man's number? He sounds like a real peach. . .and I could use some sexxxaaaay time.
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