Wow...I have so many to choose from......
My oldest (9 yo) had a fit this morning because I wouldn't give her spending money this morning for when she goes to my moms house. Well, geesh, she isn't going until tonight AFTER I get home from work AND I AM the one taking her!
My youngest (7 yo) is mad at me because I said I was going to trade one kid for a gazebo with hot tub (saw an ad in the Penny Saver).

Never said it was HER I was going to trade...LOL