I guess she couldn't stand the heat, so she got out of the kitchen. Here's something for the religious to say Amen about: she isn't VP. If she can't stand the heat of being governor, she'd melt as VP.

She's like the wicked witch of the west, "Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!"

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.