I say "Go Police!"

What's the big deal about handcuffs? They are confining metal rings around their wrists, not waterboarding. No pain, no physical damage... what's to whine about?

I can't imagine that bike-stealing is the only thing going on with those kids. How likely is it that they have a perfect, white picket fence existence and just happen to also steal bikes on the side? Not very.

The fact that the parents are moving around deck chairs and wanting to argue about the small stuff rather than acknowledging the sinking ship they've got their children on pretty much says it all... so in that regard, I pity the kids. They don't have a chance if their parents won't hold them accountable.

So I guess law enforcement will have to provide accountability.