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Old 07-25-2009, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by dollydeal View Post
If we are raising celebrities from the dead ,I guess it would have to be Jesus.
Does Jesus date?! That sounds a little blasphemous to me.

Did anyone ever see the SNL sketch where Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman argue over which movie Jesus would make a better husband? It was too funny!

For me, I wouldn't date any celebrity. I think it would be really awkward. I guess I'm taking it too seriously. If I picked someone, it would be someone funny, like Jerry Seinfeld.
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