I'm a Buddhist, and if someone said they wanted a date with the Buddha, it wouldn't offend me. I mean, after all, Jesus and the Buddha, I'm sure, would say that after all, they were only human too. And the Buddha WAS married, so I know he dated! ;-)

But I think I'd leave out the part about skipping dinner and going to the hotel for a, um, um, err, well, what DollyDeal said! I don't wanna repeat it.