Plane to Rome. I hate cruise ships, rv/campers, long car rides, and theme parks, so the choice is pretty easy. I'd consider a train ride to a national park too, though.

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.