The best I ever got was Julia Child who ran over my new cowboy boots with a heavy piece of rolling luggage back in the '90's at an airport. I was ready to scream it hurt so much and then I heard that odd cackle that she had and I looked up. She didn't even know she was in the airport-clearly she was losing it back then. She didn't realize she had run over my foot. No excitement in my NJ Walmart!