We were talking about this at work the other day.

I said I'd keep coming to work just to see exactly what I'd have to do to get fired and how long it would take. I wouldn't do anything really bad such as stealing, cussing out a customer, starting a fight, etc., I'd just do exactly what I felt like and nothing else. I want to see just how many write ups, counselings, etc it would take before they show me the door.

Once I was no longer employed, I'd have a huge house built somewhere the weather is nice year round. It would have everything you can think of. There would be an open invitation to family and friends to come and stay anytime, on my dime. I'd have plenty of acerage there so I could have horses, cows or whatever strikes my fancy. Plus I'd have a staff to take care of it all because I'm going to travel a lot.

I wouldn't give any cash to my family because then they'd have to pay taxes on it but I would buy everything such as houses and cars, and let them use them but technically the stuff would be mine. I'd also give them credit/debit cards that were linked to my account so they could use the money without actually "owning" the money, thus avoiding the tax issue. Don't get me wrong, I think taxes should be paid on income but the idea that I would pay taxes on the winnings when I get it and then my family would pay taxes again on the same money when they get it as a gift is unfair IMHO. The gov't should only get one dip in the money pool.

I'd probably start a couple charites too. Not sure what but definately one for animals and probably one to help people out of poverty thru working and learning marketable skills.

Finally, a total body overhaul to get rid of my extra poundage including as much liposuction as is physically possible. Then a personal chef to make yummy, healthy food I'll actually want to eat and a trainer to help me achieve/maintain a healthy lifestyle.

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