Some more

If you throw a cat out the window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

How did a fool and his money get together?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

How do know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

One tequila,two tequila,three tequila, floor.

Don't sweet the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If the #2 pencil isso popular, why is it still #2?