Geek goes to the car wash
Posted 06-02-2007 at 09:01 AM by Geek
like the blonde that she is. I went to a professional place that also had a do it yourself section. So I had a big audience of gentleman. I pull up and pay, then I remembered to pull off my antenna mickey ears, so I jump out while the machine is screaming "Pull up to the car wash" over and over. I run back around the van and hop in, pull in and yup, you guessed it forgot to put my window up from paying with my credit card. The super powerful faceful of water reminded me to press the up button for the window. Power windows are realllllly slow. My audience of men were laughing so hard when they saw how wet I was. But water and humilation can't keep me down, so I drive over to the vaccum. I get out shake off, pull out the mats, wave to my fans, and take my only dollar,over to the change maker. Four quarters and a big hairy spider plop out. So now I have to get the quarters away from the spider, who would like to keep them for himself. I hate spiders. I hate greedy spiders even more. So I am screaming, jumping and getting my freaking quarters. Now the boys are just watching the show. Whatever, I got my money, plugged the quarters into the vaccum and get started vaccuming 6 weeks of junk and crumbs out of my giant van. I am very competitive. I want to win. I want to beat the vaccum at it's own game. I will make every spidery quarter worth it. So I am running around inside the van, vaccuming my butt off. This is a very old vaccum with handy dandy countdown. All I have to time myself is my handy dandy head clock (which is always wrong). Just at what I feel is the very end of my allotted time, I jump out to do the mats and in my frenzy, and an ill chosen low cut t-shirt, My boob pops out. To all the boys working in the car wash, you are welcome. And I am never washing my van again. Ever.
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