Cool! I used bullet points!!

• Calories- so many of them- so little time. Why waste them on something as trivial as a banana? Bananas are too diverse for me. Born green, turn yellow, then brown, and if you ignore them long enough- morph into black. I like my food to be ONE color- BROWN. Chocolate is the reason my husband lived to see sunrise after he taped the NHL hockey playoff over our wedding video. Chocolate is my friend. Let me introduce you! Head over HERE for a FREE choxie bar from Target. Be sure to send my love.

• I have a picture of my college boyfriend. You know, the one who broke my heart. Do like I did, and head over to Publix . Snag a FREE 11X14 poster when you open a new snapfish account. ( Yes, of COURSE you already HAVE a snapfish account- but does Harry Bottoms?) 11x14 is the perfect size for target practice.

• What are you doing today? You are going to Babies R us! Why are you doing this? Because you are going to save $5 off your $25 purchase- that's why! Coupon is good for TODAY ONLY- make it count! They don't REALLY sell Babies. HERE

• You can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. I choose to have friends who get cool employee discounts! Heather sent this to me, I am giving it to you- We ARE friends, aren't we? Save 20% on( or is it OFF?) your entire purchase at JCPenney! Here

(Note to Heather: PLEASE get the job at Jimmy Choo!)

• I dress my daughter in clothes I only WISH I could wear. Tank tops, low rise jeans, and capri pants with the word "Cute" on the bottom. Imagine me wearing these! The C would be on my left butt cheek, and the E somewhere in the next zip code! Gymboree has great clothes, and they are offering us 20% off ( or is it ON?) a purchase. Head HERE and enter code Spring1 at the checkout.

There you have them! My top 5 coupons of the week. I could give you 10, or even 20. But, I am going to spend some quality time with my DVR and a free choxie bar. Is it just me, or do free things taste better?

Until we meet again,

Cici

Cici@mycoupons.com