I have an illness. Beyond my cancers, meningitis and avian bird flu.
I love clean floors. There I said it.
My cleaning lady only comes every two weeks, but I vacuum and mop almost daily.
My entire house is tile and hardwood, and I have 2 cats, 2 kids and a husband.
I have tried almost every mop there is to buy. Swiffer, Clorox, Libman, sponge, string, you name it. And I always ended up with one of two things- not so perfect floors, or a smelly stinky mop in my laundry...

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I am a habitual flosser.
One time in high school, I had a piece of broccoli in my teeth for what I can only assume was a week before I saw it there.
It wasn't in a back tooth, or a side. It was smack dab in between my two front teeth- the one's I got for Christmas.
And it was BIG. It was like the entire stalk took up residence in the gap between my teeth. When I looked in the mirror- I was mortified. It was close to the end of the day, and I had eaten broccoli for dinner the...

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401 what? Is that a new cereal?
No, it's not cereal. It's your ticket to a happy retirement.
If you do not know what a 401(K) is- listen up!
401 (K) is a retirement plan that allows you to save and invest for your golden years. The federal government established the 401(k) in 1981 with special tax advantages, to encourage people to prepare for retirement.
401 (K) is named for the section of the Internal Revenue Code which established them.
Through a 401(k), you have...

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I'm cute. I had a boyfriend all through highschool, I went to the Junior prom when I was a Freshman. I am a nice looking woman.
Or so I thought.
Wednesday, I was at CVS. Charlene's 'boyfriend' was working. I decided to try my hand at flirting. He's maybe 17, I'm almost double that. He has acne, I have aches. But, I was pulling out all the stops, I wanted the CVS ad for next week. I batted my eyelashes, made small talk about hand sanitizer, and then just when the timing was right, I...

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testing testing since re-creation of user name and password.

I hope this works.

Please work. I am about to go postal here......

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