I spent the first three months of my son's life convinced he was afflicted with a rare African monkey disease. He would cry for hours on end. Not just an 'Aww, the baby is crying' cry. The 'Someone must be assaulting that child with hot pokers' cry. I spent many sleepless nights surfing the net for 'Diseases that cause babies to cry.' I never found one.

It never occured to me that the diaper rash we had been fighting since his first night home would be the cause of his utter disappointment...

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I spent the first three months of my son's life convinced he was afflicted with a rare African monkey disease. He would cry for hours on end. Not just an 'Aww, the baby is crying' cry. The 'Someone must be assaulting that child with hot pokers' cry. I spent many sleepless nights surfing the net for 'Diseases that cause babies to cry.' I never found one.

It never occured to me that the diaper rash we had been fighting since his first night home would be the cause of his utter disappointment...

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It's that time of year again. You either love it or hate it. There is no grey area here. There is no 'Let's just be friends.'

Either your Uncle writes you a nice fat check or you have to write one to him. If you are due a refund, your W-2's travel slower than a turtle on downers. If you owe money, April 15th is coming at you like a freight train.

Growing up, every time we went out to dinner, my Dad would turn to my Brother and I and ask, "So? How's business?"...

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It's that time of year again. You either love it or hate it. There is no grey area here. There is no 'Let's just be friends.'

Either your Uncle writes you a nice fat check or you have to write one to him. If you are due a refund, your W-2's travel slower than a turtle on downers. If you owe money, April 15th is coming at you like a freight train.

Growing up, every time we went out to dinner, my Dad would turn to my Brother and I and ask, "So? How's business?"...

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• Calories- so many of them- so little time. Why waste them on something as trivial as a banana? Bananas are too diverse for me. Born green, turn yellow, then brown, and if you ignore them long enough- morph into black. I like my food to be ONE color- BROWN. Chocolate is the reason my husband lived to see sunrise after he taped the NHL hockey playoff over our wedding video. Chocolate is my friend. Let me introduce you! Head over HERE for a FREE choxie bar from Target. Be sure to send my love.

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