Very Random Thoughts

Life has been busy. That's a good thing for me.
I bought a new purse today. So cute, so NOT me, in my least favorite color, yellow. I LOVE IT. How weird is that? Maybe I'm embracing the inner yellow in myself!
Speaking of colors, blue is my favorite and yet I don't like blue cars. Why? I am weird, huh?
One of my biggest wishes as a child was to have the 64 ct. Crayola crayons with the built in sharpener. I finally got those, around 3rd grade. I carefully took each crayon out, read the color, chose my favorite colors based on the names, though I cannot remember what my favorite was. I returned each crayon to the same place it had been and cherished those 64 crayons until the day I had to peel the paper off of them to sharpen them. They were ruined and I felt like crying.
Publix whipped cream, (you know the kind in the can that you can spray out pretty little designs on top of your strawberries), is the B.E.S.T. YUMMMMMO! Not the lite, fat free kind, the real fattening, heavy whipped cream. I tried Walmart's brand...yuk.
My ex husband is a jerk. But I make him think he's the king. You know they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. There is a reason for that. It took a divorce for me to figure out what that REALLY meant.
My 2 girls will be testing for their orange belt in karate in a couple of weeks. I'm so proud of them.
I'm pale and need a tan. I do not tan easily though. I think I'll go to a tanning bed. Does anyone really believe they cause cancer? I do but doesn't everything cause cancer now?
My kids think yelling at each other is an extra cirricular activity. It annoys me.
My friend makes me laugh all the time. She doesn't even mean to be funny most of the time. I think we're really related and just don't know it. We're so much alike.
Did I mention my ex is a jerk? Oh I think I did. Can you tell he pissed me off today?
I need to exercise.
I don't want to exercise but after the Publix whipped cream with strawberries, I really should exercise.
Today is Thursday. That means the weekend is almost here and I'm very ready for it.
Have a great Friday and beautiful weekend everyone~~