David Sedaris - I

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.

Well in spite of wide spread desire from my adoring public, I'm not running either. I thought Sedaris made some excellent points and probably should rethink running. I particularly liked the idea of using illegal aliens to push our cars. It would be a slow ride, and probably difficult around here because of the hills, but the upside about a hill is that there is a downside.