Love this line that I read in an article of his:

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Via Andy Rooney on Women Over Forty - DivineCaroline

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.

You are KILLING me. That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard.

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

While that quote is funny, I think I'm probably one of the few people who didn't like Andy Rooney.

I found him to be rude and obnoxious.

While the quote is funny, it is not a quote from Andy Rooney. It was originally written by Frank Kaiser. Here is a link that tells about it:

Andy Rooney write about Older Women-Fiction!

Hope that helps! :O)

Thanks Littlewolf. I didn't think Andy Rooney was rude and obnoxious, but I found most of his commentary fairly dull, especially as he got older, I'm afraid. This explains how he came up with the witty line. He didn't!

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.