Apparently I have had a busy week

I got a message on facebook from my father's cousin asking me if I was ok and where was I. Apparently because I changed my facebook page to private and my ex-husband couldnt check up on me he sent relatives (who he never talked to while we were married) a message telling them that I had a mental breakdown and left and he was worried...Um we have been divorced for almost 8 years and he has a boyfriend so why are you worried about what I am doing???? Then a cousin left me a nasty voice mail and proceeded to scream at me on the phone without giving me a chance to speak, because she was told I was getting married today (Sat) and that I invited everyone except for the relatives I talk to on my mother's side of the family. After asking her who told her, she said "oh I guess its just a rumor never mind" this is a 43 year old woman we are talking about playing these games. Then my dad called, apparently my mother (who I havent spoken to in years and havent seen since my brother's memorial service) told people I died in a horrific accident during the week. She told this story to one of my brother's friends, who in turn went to my dad's to check on him and make sure he was ok.
Someone please tell me I am not the only one with a crazy ex and even crazier relatives. What I find funny is all these people took time out of their lives to think of me and actually create these stories and I dont even think about them