this is a hoot! http://www.simonsezsanta.com/


try:

box
rap
climb tree

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Bevogal

Hilarious!

try:

laugh
cry
hit rudolph (too funny!)

LOL!! That is too funny!

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If there is a will there is a way!

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I told him to knock over the tree, and he did! Great find. Thanks for the laugh! :O)

Try: Kiss Mrs. Claus, or Kiss Rudolph (this is too funny!)

LOVED This site. I a little questionable for little kids we had santa drink a glass of milk and he drank a beer. But my kids loved it. Lot's of fun. Thanks we really enjoyed it. He did almost everything we said.

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life! is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

if you type:

drink milk...he will

Type in Fart and be sure your speakers are on!

and then tell him to RIDE Rudolph! HA HA HA!

LOL!!!

X

Had to edit this to say... PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO>>>>>> don't ask him to strip!---OMGosh!

Kung fu worked well

show belly
show butt (not for children)
read
smoke (not for children)
sommersault
disco
electric slide
sumo
hula
sleep
yodel
poetry
flirt
tease
deflate rudolph
rock (really cute with Mrs. Clause)

Now I am REALLY curious and off to check it out....but I am still on dial-up so might take a while

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"Yesterday is but a vision, and tomorrow is only a dream. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a dream of hope." Anonymous

"Your candle does not lose it's light by lighting another candle" Generosity

Have the courage to be yourself.

I told him to
rap
moon me
slap the reindeer
drop his pants LOL.... ASK HIM THAT 1 ROFL
Kiss
tell a joke
fart
cry like a baby
bark
jump
dance lol
PEE (OMG TOO FUNNY ROFL
STRIP ROFL THATS WAY TOO FUNNY LOL EDIT TO ADD NOT FOR KIDS !!
This is way too cute thanks for the giggles

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This one vogues too~

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!! I laughed so hard when he punched Rudolph in the nose!! And oh, my, ask him to strip........ hmmmmmm

tell him to grab himself

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For all those men who say "why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for ya. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying the whole pig, just to get a little sausage.

ride rudolph

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For all those men who say "why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for ya. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying the whole pig, just to get a little sausage.

that's a good one!!

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Bevogal

This is beyond my comprehension. Can he hear me? See me? How does he do this? Too, too funny.

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That's hilarious! Thanks

Try

Light tree! LOL.

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Nutella,....
proving some of the best things in life come in a jar.

That is just too funny......I passed this along to some folks!

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"You can never really pay back. You can only pay forward."

Wayne Woodrow “Woody” Hayes

O-H-I-O

Very funny.....Going to have to pass this on to family and friends.

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Chicago Bears!!!!
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

try porn <not bad>
elf spank santa

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Books just wanna be FREE! See what I mean at:
http://bookcrossing.com

My other favorites
www.paperbackswap.com
www.wheresgeorge.com
www.geocaching.com

Try elf strip....LOL!

That was so cute...love it...

There was also one last year with a simon sez dog.... I wish i could find the website.