Ok...new game!

Go to Google.com and type in: "(your name) needs" and click "Search." Copy and paste some of the results that come up. Make sure you use the " " so you get good results! Some are too funny!

For example:
Suz needs to be offered assistance
Suz needs volunteers
Suz needs some love for her next log in
Suz needs a hug

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Ok... You're gonna think I just can't read... but I went to google and forgot to type in the " " marks.....
Yes, many pages were generated but choice number 8 if you scrolled down Knit Naked was just too much!!...
I came back in here to say.. Suz needs "to put some clothes ON!"


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Who now needs to try this little test on my name...


Ok.. I ran the test phrase...
exhausted needs to be replaced
exhausted needs intensive services
exhausted needs to avoid pressures and just relax. (I kid you not, honest it's there!) LOL
exhausted needs to be replaced with the. correct volume of MUA in order to hold air pressure constant
exhausted, needs fanning
exhausted, needs a recession
page 2
exhausted, needs the break and is searching for more meaning to her life
exhausted, needs time to digest recent gains

humm.... sounds like a plan! LOL

Kimberly needs to eat something and keep her ugly mouth shut

Carrie needs help...please; Suddenly Carrie needs more than deep breathing exercises; Carrie needs to develop her own style;
Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath.
Carrie needs to go back to school
Carrie needs her parents permission to join the group
Carrie needs no makeover to shine
Carrie still needs assistance with getting dressed and bathing.
Carrie needs new clothes.

My goodness I didn't know I had so many needs. I wonder how google knew I needed all this...They must know me. Fun Game!

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life! is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

Kimberly needs more dangerous thrills to reach her sexual desires

And that's all I can post on this site...

BRENDA NEEDS HELP!

Brenda needs a makeover: "Brenda's stuck in the '80s!

Brenda needs to turn this perceived. negative into a positive.

Divorced and aging, Brenda needs money and is willing to charge for her sexual services

Brenda needs to get Ed and Joey to a real hospital so she steals Mandel’s car and heads for the border.

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GO #24 JEFF GORDON

Meet Julie Who Needs An Early Start.
Julie Needs Your Help!
Julie needs to work on her parenting.
Julie needs to show off her womanly frame.
Julie needs a home!
Julie needs a new pair of Shoes.

Fun game. Thanks McLeaderSuz!

omg! I can't stop laughing. Here are some of mine:

Ceci needs to go peepee
Ceci needs to be kept on file
Ceci needs the dukes
and my personal fave...
Ceci needs to learn a lesson for putting a lizard in her sister's tub.

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Cecilia

"We must love them both--those whose opinions we share and those whose opinions we reject. For both have labored in the search for truth, and both have helped us in the finding of it."
Saint Thomas Aquinas

OMG, this is too funny!

Jeannine needs a brother
Jeannine needs more homilies
Jeannine needs a blog
Jeannine needs to have her car repaired
Jeannine needs to have an urgent heart operation (gosh I hope not!)
Jeannine needs to learn how to spell....(isn't that why they made spell check? )
Jeannine needs her rest (that's what I've been trying to tell dh! )

These are my fave!

Jeannine needs a couple shots of tequila and a glass of captain and coke and then she'll mix the beers . Shake it all up on a horse back ride and go.

AND

Jeannine needs a refill

LMAO!!!!

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

I am slow here, but do I put in something after needs???
I did not get much sleep last night.

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Marilyn needs too many Ping-Pong Balls.
Marilyn needs a home with a lot of love and patience to offer and is willing to help her lean to love in return.
Marilyn needs some boys!

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Mental that one, I'm telling you. ---Ron Weasley, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Just type in your name followed by needs in quotaion marks i.e. "Shirley needs"

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Cecilia

"We must love them both--those whose opinions we share and those whose opinions we reject. For both have labored in the search for truth, and both have helped us in the finding of it."
Saint Thomas Aquinas

Nathalie needs to get checked too...
You seem stressed. ... Nathalie needs a shower. ..

Nathalie needs something
Nathalie needs training in endurance and control
nathalie needs antoine
nathalie needs Serge

and finally :
Nathalie needs lots of money ,

This was very funny! Thanks for the idea!!

Marlene needs to have them all removed by Sunday October 12. (This must mean dustbunnies.)
Marlene needs a mother. (My mom will certainly be surprised to hear this!)
Marlene needs a little extra special care. (Please send cuticle cream & bubble bath.)
Marlene needs to know WHEN she should cut her asters back (I didn't even know I HAD asters! Maybe that's what I need to remove!)
Marlene needs to borrow a page from the salesperson's guide to happiness . (Okey dokey.)

And, the most alarming of all....
Marlene needs to add herself to the list of suspects.

Drink this...: Stella needs to get her groove back from this...

The Mouse That Roared :: Stella needs to stop crying.
eBay: Poor Stella needs help!

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My Husband, My Love....Best Dad
You Were Taken From Us Way To Soon
Forever In Our Hearts
We Will Always Love You
2-18-69 TO 12-23-03
http://www.freewebs.com/mcgrathville/index.htm

This is the what I got off the first page with my Google search for Deanna needs....

DeAnna needs to change her underwear because of all the pie crust in it.
DeAnna needs a reason to go shopping.
It's All About What DeAnna Needs.
mars needs women, deanna needs children.
Deanna needs some kind words.
Deanna needs to go borrow Sally Forth’s strap-on

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laura needs" people.
LAURA NEEDS to take better care of her own two kids (the one from the photo??) (Laura needs to get a second kid then)
25 cents and 2 fingers is all Laura needs
Laura needs to teach Jenna the proper way to sit with legs crossed
ah the land of soaps gives us:
After they reunite Laura needs to kick Luke's bootie for essentially abandoning LuLu. ...
Laura needs to kill Helena.

Here's the lot of them

SEriously Nanci needs the calm the hell down.
Nanci needs no back up
nanci needs to get back to her roots.
05 Nanci needs _____.
I don't think Nanci needs a "JUMPSTART"
Nanci needs healing too
GOSH NANCI NEEDS 2 LAY OFF
and this is the best resource on nanci needs hindsgavl
nanci needs a myspace!
Nanci needs some help with premade scrapbook pages.
Nanci needs to score her rental skis before we leave
Nanci needs our prayers for financial blessing,

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Wow!! I need more than I thought I did!

Shirley needs alot of prayer in healing her lungs and healing off of cig.'s. ( ?? I have never smoked )
Shirley has been in a mess she needs to get out of the place she is at fast . ( Does this mean a vacation somewhere warm?)
Shirley needs a facelift, ( No Thanks!!)
SHIRLEY NEEDS NEW HEART TO ARREST SHOPPING DECLINE! ( Getting a new heart sounds a bit of overkill , so I think I will just keep on shopping! )

lol these are funny

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Tim
My Husband, My Love....Best Dad
You Were Taken From Us Way To Soon
Forever In Our Hearts
We Will Always Love You
2-18-69 TO 12-23-03
http://www.freewebs.com/mcgrathville/index.htm

I only need a few things LOL

Dawn needs a REALITY CHECK
Dawn Needs a Tripod
Dawn needs better than a system
Dawn needs a boyfriend ( don't tell dh )
Dawn needs new shoes
Dawn need to get out of the house

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Dawnie
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If there is a will there is a way!

Aprile needs to step up
Aprile Needs To Cut My Hair lol

those are the only english ones others seem to be in Italian

aprile needs offerta last minute maggio is the same as vacanza
aprile needs fiere mercatini lombardia products

I about choked on my Coke reading these!!! I haven't laughed like this in a LONG time...thanks McLeaderSuz for starting this game!

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Darlene needs to be cloned so we can all benefit from her for many years to come."
Darlene needs to do some pedal-to-the-metal savings for the next 10 years.
Darlene needs direction.
Darlene needs to be watched more closely.


LOL

How fun!

Darlene

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Sell crazy some place else, we are all stocked up here.

Well, I was a little scared to take the plunge and try it, but I did!

About 3/4 of mine were Lisa needs braces ?!?!
Lisa needs a tree.
Lisa needs a family.
Lisa needs help.
Lisa needs a bigger grin.

Weird!

Carmen needs date with hubby for a baby!

Carmen needs excitement, too … the surprises, the chase and the capture

Carmen needs above all else as an opera is passion

Carmen needs all the Pants magic possible

carmen needs a real mans man

The Cleveland steamer delivered on Carmen's needs: darn I just found out the Cleveland steamer wasn't a baseball player

I laughed so hard I cried over my needs

Kathy needs to somehow ruin her squeaky-clean image in order to seem like less of a threat. ... (I runied this years ago must be some other Kathy)

Kathy needs advice.(Lots of it)

Kathy needs the house to keep her sanity and resist suicide ...( they haven't seen my house, it should say Kathy needs a maid)

Kathy needs services like the soup kitchen and the showers. (I guess after I lose the house, I will)

Kathy needs her gays more than ever, now that she and her husband have filed ...????

Kathy needs to be treated with understanding, respect, and dignity ...(Can I get this on a t-shirt??)

Amie needs a hott mustang to drive because mustangs are thee hottest cars
Amie needs to hang out with me
Amie needs to leave NOW
amie needs in life - beer and juicy picture

Kim needs to take off the gloves
Kim needs help big time
Kim needs some hints
Kim needs to talk
Kim needs some guinea pigs (ummmm.... okay - that one's really strange!)
Kim needs to meet with her executive social committee
Kim needs more time to think And I bet you thought it would say something silly. ...
Kim needs to be 'thanked
Kim needs to give herself away one last time to the right man
Kim needs/ wants to eat that raspberry bavarois
Kim needs rehab


Definitely funny - I like that.

Ok- Pie Crust underwear is making me choke. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


Cici needs to get a life- How appropriate
Cici needs a drink, not water.
Cici needs a home
Cici needs your attendance is Springfield
Cici needs to come over to MY house
CiCi NEEDS TO TELL HER MiNi-ME YOUNGiN TO LEARN HOW TO KEEP THEiR BUSiNESS TO MiDGET ASS & STOP TRYiN SO HARD LOLOL!!

Becky needs a friend,
and Becky's mom needs to meet new people and make new friends
Becky needs to laying the groundwork for a successful future

Here's mine:

April needs a vacation... (Yep.)
April needs a good Monday holiday, too. (Yes, that too!)
April needs you. You know she does, so you quickly gather up you wallet with as much money (You heard 'em, start gathering those wallets!)
A few days in the big barn is all April needs in order to start to feel like she belongs with the older cows. (Uh, okayyyy)
April Needs a Toothbrush. (Must be the old cow thing...)
Photographer Ben Hayes is just the man April needs. (Don't tell my husband!)

That was fun. (Now I'm off to Google a pic of Ben Hayes...)

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l/ l/ l/
Dont go through life,
GROW through life

Real eyes...realize...real lies.

Suzanne needs to know the group
Suzanne needs more than traditional therapy.
Suzanne needs more surgery
Suzanne needs immediate help
Suzanne needs a reality check
Suzanne needs information
Suzanne needs a safe place to land.


Oh my!!!

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" Even though life can be a very long, hard, stressful and never-ending journey, never lose hope in what you want the most."

Boy if my name wasnt spelled Aprile that would be mine. Guess the "e" saved me from the cows lol

Nelly needs these DVD's.
Nelly needs to get her goals straight.
Nelly needs no help getting into those ultra-tight black jeans.
Nelly needs to water her rooftop garden.
Nelly needs his (butt) whipped. (Nelly is a girl).

And my personal favorite....
Nelly needs some help with that bikini top before those little A-cup boobies fall outta that top.

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TLJ ~ Where opinions are encouraged, not deleted

You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

Dawn needs a reality check
Dawn needs a tripod

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MyCoupons Is #1 for Holiday Shopping

this is too funny

Fran needs to pose for Playboy or better yetPenthouse!

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I have OCCD
Obsessive-Compulsive Coupon Disorder!!!

"tracy needs"

Tracy needs prayer
Tracy needs more than one big pool.
Tracy needs to rethink the stock car thing
Tracy needs to be gently coaxed through the process
Tracy needs to run
tracy needs her eyebrows plucked, but they are still very nice.
Tracy needs to ease Ryan into the new position
tRACY NEEDS TO BE GIVEN A DRUG TEST SHE IS A HEAVY WEED SMOKER, MAYBE... more.
Tracy needs home cooking
Tracy needs to pay more ATTENTION
Tracy needs to step off the soapbox and tell stories

Wow....that was fun.... I think my name had it all just about.

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Give me the wisdom and grace to understand

Tracy S
Mommy to 5 little girls
Victoria
Alyssa
Samantha & Selena
Malaya
Tracy_s5girls@yahoo.com

Oh No! Forwarding this to friends, and found more!

Marlene needs an extreme attitude adjustment
Marlene needs a strong yet caring owner to continue servicing her needs. Just a touch of discipline and she will respond with pleasure to your orders. ...
I could go on a rant about how Marlene needs to stop spreading such lies
Marlene needs to start with more gumballs
Marlene needs to smack that guy around some more.

I think I love this game!

Mary needs the lamb in school
Mary needs prayers
Mary needs to feed the sheep

LMBO!!!!

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l/ l/ l/
Dont go through life,
GROW through life

Real eyes...realize...real lies.

Well, here goes, since I haven't seen my name yet!


Tammy needs a kitty! (dogs would love that)
Tammy needs to know.
Tammy needs constant care. (that would be nice)
Tammy needs a fan blowing on her constantly (It's true, I am always hot)
Tammy needs a new brain (that goes without saying)
Tammy needs the help of other dog lovers (this one is true)
Tammy needs to put her fork down and take care of herself!
Tammy needs to realize that Mike didn't mean to dump her on her rear!
And the most obvious one...
Tammy needs to get a life!

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PUNKY'S MOM!!

Well, I need:

A Psychiatrist

A friend

A change of scenery

A serious kick to my junk


and worst of all....A cactus in a very unmentionable place


Hello to all of you, great to have this open! I've been lurking for quite some time but am happy to see a place to chat while looking for deals!

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These wonderful things are the things we remember all though our lives!

I guess I need a lot....
Bernice needs to take a look-she's been everywhere and will probably know where it's from right away!
Bernice needs patience on top of faith
BERNICE NEEDS A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE.
Bernice - Needs Foster Care
Bernice needs your help!
Bernice needs a letter from the governor
Bernice needs to know the right way to count her quilting stitches
Bernice needs a bigger bathroom
Bernice needs to control her emotions a little bit better
Bernice needs to become a moderator here as well
Bernice needs her family to send, items such as sheets, underwear, sweaters and lipstick. ...
Bernice needs to improve...she has a pretty good base, she's not bad now
bernice needs to come back from the coast guard...he is the best!!!
Bernice needs to read the author tagline in the future
Bernice needs to be able to play the piano
Bernice needs to lose weight
Bernice needs a set of well-trained hands to help her with the teleportation array
Bernice needs to be shot
Bernice needs her sleep


And one very nasty "Bernice needs" that will not be shared here

I had my husband do his name, he didn't find very many as his name is alos the name of a city in Arizona.. so he needs libraries, real estate to be sold, good schools and similar things. He is also a saint name, so he needs prayers

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Bernice

California here we come!!

Is your husband's name Gilbert?

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l/ l/ l/
Dont go through life,
GROW through life

Real eyes...realize...real lies.

Shannon needs her own show!
Shannon needs help
Shannon needs to learn how to soothe her moods.
Shannon needs to be more vigorously investigated by the Irish Government
Shannon needs information on responsible sexual behavior
Shannon Needs A Break.
Shannon needs to get over Scotty and find someone else.
Shannon needs a shower
Sounds like Shannon needs to get some sleep
Somehow Shannon needs to figure out how to get back to Oklahoma without being
killed, married to a horse or losing her mind.

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Don't dream it. Be it.

Rachel needs~


to have blush
netflix friends
some good thoughts
help
bikinis
guidance and normal supervision
a spot

LOL

Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.
Amy needs a loving, stable, and safe home
Amy needs your help!
Amy needs sleep,
Amy needs some helping drinking apparently
Amy Needs a Crash Pad
AMY NEEDS SHOOTIN!
Amy needs to mend her ways and be more of a team player.
Amy needs an article!
Amy Needs Val's Love.
Amy needs a blueprint for her financial future
Amy needs a drug-dealer's testimony to free a teenager wrongfully accused of murder.

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Amy
Mom to Lauren, Eryn, Naysa
and announcing......
Gavin Michael Chase, 9 lbs 10 ozs
and 21 3/4 inches long on 10/13/09!

Kathy needs LUNGS
Kathy needs TO RESIST SUICIDE
Kathy needs A NAP
Kathy needs TO FLY COMMERCIAL

Too, too funny.

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These are brilliant!!!

Maria needs coffee
Maria Needs Constant care
Maria needs your vote
Maria needs your prayers
Maria needs to take a process approach to building consensus around
Maria needs further surgery
Maria needs matches
Maria needs your help to win Miss Student 2006
Maria needs to learn something about the real world
Maria needs a tan
Maria needs to do the school girl look
Maria needs an eating plan that's low in salt and sodium, saturated fat, and cholesterol
Maria needs to put on more weight
Maria needs a raise!!!
Maria needs a bit of attention rest and relaxation.
Maria needs to be able to take a break, to recharge her batteries, to pop down the road and see a friend
Maria needs a shoe that is the right size
Maria needs help with her damp chimney
Maria needs to find him

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Maria
riagraz1964@optonline.net

Melissa needs a fuller understanding to be sure she is on the right track
Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get going
Melissa needs blood, will you help me?
Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
Melissa needs maintenance manuals!
Melissa needs her meds, and i'm sure mikey won't get them for her
Melissa needs someone from near there who will work with her today to get a van and crates and come up with some kind of temporary holding place for this particular group of animals and get them out of there
Melissa needs attention and will do "things" for attention
Melissa needs computer assistance!
Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast
Melissa needs your help to understand tar
Melissa Needs Maintenance Manuals!

Oooh that was fun!

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Melissa
Mom of Kiefer, Kaitlan, Korrey, and my very special Heavenly Angel, Kieran^i^