This one was so much fun to read we needed another.

Go to Google.com and type in: "(your name) needs" and click "Search." Copy and paste some of the results that come up. Make sure you use the " " so you get good results! Some are too funny!

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

Lynne needs to grab hold of her musical schizophrenia ...
Lynne needs to leave the water to rest, but she knows that if she does, the calf will follow her onto shore and die. Huh?????

Lynne needs two men to testify that she is indeed single.
Lynne needs just 9590 Kenyan Shillings, which is 87 GBP to attend school for a year.

Lynne needs to learn to mind her own immoral business and leave other women alone. A woman like this is evil and lacks character and credibility. ...

Lynne needs to “slapdown” his Swiss Miss

Lynne needs to explain to Ted that she will not be influenced by threats; Lynne needs to look into other less expensive alternatives


that's funny!

angelia needs
need to be more careful what I say on this journal. ...
A Socialite's Life(any life would be good
Scarlet Letters from the Literary Underworld:
Not Quite Reality :
:angelia needs to reach home before 7...

angelia needs a mental evaluaton(
ANGELIA needs more KUDOS and (((((( HUGS ))))))

Ellen needs care 24 hours a day
Ellen needs to get away from the problems of her relationship with her boyfriend
Ellen Needs a Roommate.
Ellen needs a drink of cold water handy during and after her presenta tion. She enjoys socializing at the “bar” afterwards. ...
Ellen needs to come back as a Cylon so we can learn more about that twist and swirl thing...
Ellen needs to keep moving south and west where there is more breeze.
Ellen needs some serious Lovin

My husband is standing behaind me with some serious questions about this post...particularly the one about the boyfriend. Time for me to go explain this...

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

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BOY!!! Could I agree with some of these!!!
Jen needs a break.
Jen needs your help.
Jen needs to spend some money.
Jen needs to be a My Little Pony. LOL!!!!

That is pretty funny!!!!
Jen

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This is way too funny:
Cindy needs a camper van to use at Camp Casey (did NOT know this)
Cindy needs help (only sometimes)
Cindy needs to be accessorized (Something about black and red balls!!!)
Cindy needs to chill
Cindy needs to improve her social skills (does not play well with others!)
Cindy needs to rub some good lotion (yikes!)
Cindy needs 24 hour care and supervision and makes permanent use of disposable nappies
Cindy needs psychological help (this goes without saying)
Cindy needs to dump about 30 pounds (Actually more than 30 pounds!)
Cindy needs to speak to President Bush (and say what exactly????)
Cindy needs to be committed, and SOON!

I guess I'm crazier than I thought!!
All of these posts are about Cindy Sheehan, apparently the lady who lost her son in Iraq and now protests the war. This made for a hilarious bit!!!

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I just did my boyfriend"s name and it was funny too:
andre needs to spend more time in the office.
Andre needs to get back into the studio before his buzz starts to fade out
Andre Needs To Be SLAPPED (I KNEW IT!!!)
ANDRE NEEDS TO TALK TO SAM KELLER.
Andre needs to start dropping the boy off at Grandpa's house at sunrise and ...
andre needs a hero
Andre needs to hang it up.
Andre needs his own website
Andre needs help surviving the winter
Andre needs a restraining order

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Love like you've never been hurt, and
Dance like you do when nobody's watching.

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