Simple game. Take something away from the above poster and give him or her something else instead. Example posts:

I swap your winning lottery ticket for a losing one.

I swap your microwave in for a toaster oven.

I'll swap your soda can for a dartboard.

As you can see above, the two items you trade don't have to be related, and you don't even have to be nice about the trade.

The Cafe Swap Shop is open for business!

I'll post the first item for swap.....
my tickets for "Dancing With The Stars"

Have fun!

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This space for rent

I will swap my tickets for "Dancing with the Stars" for a homemade buttery Pound Cake!!!

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email is moserlara@yahoo.com

I'll swap your homemade buttery Pound Cake for my creepy next door neighbor.

I'll swap your creepy next door neighbor for my creepy next door neighbor...

I will swap my creepy next door neighbor for a nice neighbor

And I am serious!

I am serious too! LOL.

I'll swap your nice neighbor for an oatmeal carmelita!

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Catt
~ Mirror Mirror on the wall, I am my mother - after all! ~

I'll swap your oatmeal carmelita for a year's supply of rolled oats!

I will swap your year's supply of rolled oats for a 500 piece puzzle of a mountian stream, with 12 peices missing.

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Nutella,....
proving some of the best things in life come in a jar.

I'll swap your puzzle for the 12 missing pieces that I found at the creepy next door neighbors!

I swap your 12 missing pieces that you found at the creepy next door neighbors for one night out with any celebrity of choice and to dine and do whatever you want with

I'll swap that night out with a celebrity etc for a lifetime with Sasha Baron Cohen. (the guy who plays Borat)

Ill swap a lifetime with Sasha Baron Cohen for one night to ship my brother's ex girlfriend over seas with her internet boyfriend and stay over there.

I will swap "ship my brother's ex girlfriend over seas with her internet boyfriend and stay over there" for a "night out on the town."

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I'll swap your night on the town for a set of Hot Wheels.

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TLJ ~ Where opinions are encouraged, not deleted

You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

I will swap your set of Hot Wheels for a cuddly new puppy.

I will swap your cuddly new puppy for a furry little kitten.

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I'l swap your furry little kitten for a warm, lazy afternoon at the beach.

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Bevogal

I have a year's supply of rolled oats! Really I do.

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-Schane_dog

SAHM to:
Jonas -- 11/28/00
Elise -- 7/22/05
Schane_dog@yahoo.com

PITTSBURGH DEALS LIST --> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bullseye/

I'll swap your lazy afternoon at the beach, for a sparkling clean house.

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-Schane_dog

SAHM to:
Jonas -- 11/28/00
Elise -- 7/22/05
Schane_dog@yahoo.com

PITTSBURGH DEALS LIST --> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bullseye/

I'll swap your sparkling clean house for a box of chocolates, a chick flick and a bottle of wine.

I'll swap your box of chocolates, a chick flick and a bottle of wine for one grouchy teenage daughter!

one grouchy teenage daughter!for one grouchy teenage son

I'll swap one grouchy teenage son for 2 will not potty train shih-tzus.

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MyCoupons Is #1 for Holiday Shopping

I swap one grouchy teenage son for a grumpy retired FIL.

I'll swap a sparklin clean house for my brand new car

I will swap that brand new car for DH's 1994 SUV w/ 250K miles on it!

I will swap that 1994 SUV with 250K miles on it for a cruise to the carribean...

I'll trade that cruise for two trips to the circus with my granddaughter..one time to watche the circus and one time to watch her watch the circus!

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My Coupons is #1 for Holiday Shopping!

I'll swat that grumpy tennage son for a 25 yr. old son who does not know what he want to do in life: college career or job.

I'll swap that 25 y.o son who doesn't know what he wants to do in life for a donut, bag of chips, and some candy bars.

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Amy
Mom to Lauren, Eryn, Naysa
and announcing......
Gavin Michael Chase, 9 lbs 10 ozs
and 21 3/4 inches long on 10/13/09!

I'll swap your donut, bag of chips, and some candy bars for this little itsy bitsy Cuervo Black Cheerleader outfit with skimpy undies and tight tank top that was delivered by accident to my house and was supposed to go to the lady next door!

(Yep, you can imagine my face when I opened up what I thought was one of my ebay auction wins! haha! Better yet, imagine HER face when I deliver it to her! haha!)

I'll swap your little itsy bitsy Cuervo Black Cheerleader outfit with skimpy undies and tight tank top for some cucumbers


ok ok that maybe was a little much.

I'll swap your cucumbers for 10 pickle coupons.

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Laura
Please visit my blog
http://mylifeinlaurasworld.blogspot.com/

I'll swap your 10 pickle coupons for some old sushi.

I'll swap your old sushi for some clams found in the back of my freezer...dated 2002!!!!!!!!!!

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

I'll swap your old sushi for some clams found in the back of my freezer...dated 2002
for a moody non-talking pregnant 22 yr old engaged daughter

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Mom of 2 DD's & soon to be Grandma to Malycia Lynn due 6/3/07