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Old 03-22-2007, 10:12 PM
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Need your help with a chauvinist....

I need a list of things that women can do that men can't... A man I know is a chauvinist he says women can't do everything a man can but a man can do everything a women can. I need everything but the obvious like a woman can have a baby. I need other things. I know you guys can help
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:22 PM
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Dang, I know I'm being facetious here, but I think I'd have to throw this one in his face... "A woman can admit she's wrong, can YOU??"
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:48 PM
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A woman will stop to ask directions. Men COULD but most won't.

Alot of men can cook....but alot of them are as lost in a kitchen as a 1st grader in a high school class.
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:52 PM
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Women can multitask a lot more than guys (scientifically proven!)
We can ask for direction.
On the way to bed at night we can put the dishes in the dish washer, feed the dogs, start a load of laundry, take a loaf of bread out of the freezer, check on the kids .... all without griping!
We can remember birthdays (even the ones from in-laws we don't really care about) and send a card ON TIME!
I'm sure there are lots more but I still have to feed the dogs, do a load of laundry, etc.
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:16 AM
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A woman could get from point A to point B because they CAN stop for directions!
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:24 AM
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a woman can still function a normal day when she's sick (although we wish we didn't have to) while a man will complain all day and stay in bed and watch TV
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:40 AM
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ok I'll say it... Have multiple...BIG O's LOL
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:59 AM
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A woman can pass a human being through a 2 inch hole
A woman can be on call 24 hrs a day 365 days a week, not get paid one cent, and write in her memoirs that taking care of her family was the most fulfilling thing she has ever done
A woman can make herelf look good when carrying 7 extra pounds of water and extra puffiness in every body part
A woman can feed and sustain another human being literally by giving them nourishment from her own body
A woman can run the household and the business, clean up all her man's messes, fix his mistakes, be a gracious hostess, and still let him think he is responsible for the success of the business and the household.
A woman can shrink a man's testicles just be looking at him a certain way
A woman can excite a man and bring him to his knees just by looking at him a certain way
A woman can cry without being compromised in any way
A woman can do what needs to be done in any situation
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Old 03-23-2007, 01:25 PM
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Ok I will take the humor side in this because this poor man obiviously does not have a brain.

I would like to see him walk in 3 or 4 inch heel shoes and not brake any bones or take anyone down with him when he falls.
Would pay to see him put on panty hose on a humid day
Now how about those thong panties

Shame on him, all of us have our strengths and weakness and instead of pointing them out we should admire our strengths and work on our weak points.
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Old 03-23-2007, 01:59 PM
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Here's one thing a man can't do!!

Make a list of anything a woman can't do!

Hope that made sence, my brain is going in circles.
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Old 03-24-2007, 01:04 AM
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I completely agree with the muli tasking. They can't even talk on the phone while surfing the internet, or anything else like eat and talk on the phone. REALLY NOW!!!!???? How hard is it to do 5 things at the same time??????? They also can't be bitchy one day and blame it on PMS!!!!!
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Old 03-24-2007, 04:34 AM
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:57 AM
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Women have no qualms about snuggling with the children...
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:00 AM
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:21 AM
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I need a list of things that women can do that men can't... A man I know is a chauvinist he says women can't do everything a man can but a man can do everything a women can. I need everything but the obvious like a woman can have a baby. I need other things. I know you guys can help
Besides having a Baby, a Man is unable to do this.

Place a kitchen chair up against a wall then bend over (without bending your kness). pick the chair up by the arm rest and straighten up to a upright postion.

A man is unable to do, because of his prostrate.. It a fact, I Saw this on all in the Family and bet a few men and won the bet. A Woman wins every time.
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