1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't a woman put her mascara on with her mouth closed?

4. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say -- "Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shiz-su would you get a Bull****?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a "use by" date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Where do you come up with this stuff? It's great! Either you are reading some interesting stuff or you have...way too much times on your hands! LOL

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LOL too funny!!

For some reason the first one reminded me of a thing my friend and I used to do while we drove around in college...
WE'd ask each other ?'s like....

Would you go to a gynecologist named bubba???

Would you buy a used car from a man named bubba??

We'd come up with different professions or things......see limited in the things you can do with a name like bubba....

All very true! Here are a few that keep me thinking....

--Why can I watch t.v. with the volume at 16, and when my husband has it at 42, he can "barely hear it"? I know it is not his hearing, because he can hear the cookie jar opening from 6 rooms away.

--How can my children sit at my table and feign nausea at the sight of fresh vegetables, but eat SlimJims from the gas station?

--Why are people shocked at the size of my teenage boys, and comment that I am small to have such big children? They were not 6'3 at birth. If they had been, the first would have been the last. And I'd be dead.

Why do stores that are open 24 hours, 7 days a week have locks on the doors???

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I have wondered this for a long time.

(And 24 hour stores have locks so the person working the night shift can go to the bathroom. I had a friend that worked the night shift at 711 and asked her.)

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

I figured as much but it's still an oddity to me

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Why does the gyno ask you to relax and how can you when you are wearing a paper robe and get a cold metal thing put in a place that never should have it put into? And I always wonder what if there is a fire and I am wearing this paper thing!!

Why do I ask my child why did they do something, when I know damn well the answer will never make me happy and do I really want to know why???

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! So true So true

This is my daughters thing to ponder from the other day.

Why is it when I order a BLT sandwich they ask me if I want Bacon, Lettuce, or Tomatoe? I mean she is 12 years old and is like DUH!!! I had to laugh at her when we walked out of there she said "Where do they find these people? Idiots!!!!"