A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I
want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right
credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will
NEVER go far in Hollywood with
a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your
name or I will not be
able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he
left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a
letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly
send him $50,000? He
reads the letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
actor in Hollywood , you told
me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth
name, I refused. You
told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van
Lesbian. After I left your office, I
thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my
name. I had too much pride
to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have
made it without changing my
name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice..


Sincerely,


Dick van Dyke

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Awesome. Didnt see it coming. VERY clever

Jason

LOL that was a good one

LOL, cute one

very cute

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that was cute

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I told my husband over the phone....he was laughing so hard I had to retell it to a bunch of cops over the speakerphone!! They all laughed, and thats a tough bunch, those guys have heard every clean and dirty joke in the world!!!