Do you this women.....The women who always has a story to tell. She doesn't just go to the cleaners, on the way to the cleaners.she is almost cut off in traffic by the circus and then her purse is stolen....and the police officer proposed to her (cause shes so hot WHATEVER) and he couldn't concentrate in order to take the report. Then the cleaners have lost her dry cleaning again and she threatens them with legal action and she gets them to give her money, so she goes out that night (with her free money) and eats at the best restaurant in town and goes to the hospital b/c of food poisoning, while shes at the hospital the nurses are trying to hurt her (b/c remember she is hot) they are jealous b/c the doctors are fighting over who gets to "heal" her........AND THIS IS JUST TUESDAY!!!!!!!!! Are you exhausted reading this?
Can you imagine having to hear this everyday!!! I don't have to anymore cause I flat told her no one believed her and she has not spoke to me since!! YEAH!

Everyday this woman has a similiar story. What I want to know is how the heck can you possibly have this kinda day everyday!!!
How would you deal with this?

Is this woman me??

I ALWAYS have crap happen to me, and share it on my blog. I know some of it is unbelieveable, but if you knew me, you'd know it's the story of my life.... LOL

ANd It can't be me... I have NEVER claimed to be hot. I am a frumpy, middle class middle aged, over weight computer nerd.

Wow you must live next door to my one neighbor OMG DRAMA QUEEN DELUXE... and trust me my life can be full of drama at times but with her its every hour of every day something has happened, yet she is always broke and behind in her bills but she has tons of "sugar daddy's" she says.

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Cici,
I love your blog, don't change a thing!!

Vicki

I was just thinking this was you, Cici.

My Mom is one of those people. The funny thing is her stories are ALWAYS 100% TRUE. I have been on many outings with my mom when things like this happen.

I have stories happen at least once a month. My best friend tells me I should write a book. (I think Cicis book would be funnier though.)

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

I know that women!!! I try not to speak to her I talk to her once a month to keep in contact & then for the next month I know why I dont talk to her everyday ROFL!!!

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I think sometimes I am this woman. Except for the hot part. Everyday I have a story.

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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life! is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

No, not you! We love your blog.

Grandma said beauty is only skin deep. You ARE beautiful inside!

I think we are about the same size, only I am older than you.

MRK,
Sorry this turned into all about me. But, as you know, the memo you received at the door clearly stated that IT is all about me!!


Seriously though. She sounds like a looney tunes. Life is too short to waste it on people who annoy you. Move on and move up!

I used to be friendly with a one upper. You know the type. She has done everything more than me, better and faster than me, and spent more money on it than me. She drove me crazy.

I recalled a conversation we had once about skydiving, where she said she would NEVER do it. So a few months later, I mentioned that I was thinking of going skydiving. ( In reality, the only way THAT would happen would be if I was pushed!) She told me how she and her ex sjydove in Mexico and how beautiful and romantic it was.

That was the end of her with me. She wasn't worth my trouble.

Come to my house! You'll get lots of crazy stories, but they'll ALL be true.

My SIL is a one upper and then I met this woman AARRGH!......after dealing with SIL for so long its easy to spot the "one-uppers"!!

Yep my sister in law.

Just yesterday...we both had a dentist appointment to get a cavity filled. Me, in and out in 45 minutes, mouth feeling normal after two hours.

Her? Oh my! Passes out because she saw the needle, took three shots to numb her, felt dizzy and sick afterward (hence the call to me to ple-e-ease watch her son), face swollen like a chipmonk (looked normal to me), still numb seven hours later, tried to eat, bit her tongue, bleeding should she go to ER....

Yep I know her...every day is like this with her!

I like CiCi have had many things happen in my 55 years, and like CiCi I am frumpy, middle class, etc. For women or men like this my old statement applies: She sounds like some of the guys I dated in college - they only lied when they opened their mouths!

you are too funny!!!!!

HEY, do NOT talk about my MOM!!!!!!!
(It is a joke with us that she just cannot go out without having some story of incidents/accidents/complaints)

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