That your husband was really his brother? That everyone would be ugly and you are the only beautiful women left! Starbucks was free? That food was calorie free? That smokers could smoke without being condemned? If you could say the magic words "I wish" and it would magically happen what would it be.

Okay so these are really goofy but, I know that I needed a silly post! So only rules are nothing super sweet like you want to change the world with a smile or I would want world peace. Cause that ain't for this post, KWIM? This is for the lowest or gross or silliest wish you have!


My silly wish is that I could eat Oreos whenever I wanted and I would never gain any weight from them.

(I eat one now and I'm sick for two days!)

Whats your wish?

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Mine would be that I could have a whopper maker in my kitchen. I could eat whoppers all day whenever I wanted.

Silly enough?

that i could find "tagadas" in the US,(strawberry candy made by haribo ,only sold in Europe!!!) and that i don';t ahve to ask everybody who come to visit to have some in their suitcase..even friends from the Us who go back "home" are bringing soem over and mail those to me.....so sad....

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I wish that I wasn't fat and that no matter what I ate I wouldn't get fat!

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oh i want a second wish!!!!!
I wish for a remote control for kids(well to use on kids...oh crap,that would work on hubbies too) that would make them do whatever you want(pick dirty clothes up,no bickering and mute them!!!!)
and one button would make the kids go to bed without whining,and everything would be finally quiet....

and the last button would work on my hubby,when I say no ,not tonight ,he would grab a book and read ,instead of whining and begging for 45 mn ....and of course I have to give in...

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I wish that the lack of calories in Diet Soda were actually negative calories so like Diet Pepsi + Hot Fudge Sundae = No Calories.

Oh, and my other wish would be that any food that is free, like free with coupons, BOGO, etc means that the calories are free too.

Yep, my wishes seem to all involve being able to eat it all with never a care.

Oh...and the smoker part, who cares?? LOL (Now, before anyone makes a big dealio about this comment...Vic and I are friends, she rides in my car and smells my stink behind smoke and to date I have been free of all condemnation)

I wish that I could snap my fingers and whatever I was craving at the time would just appear!
I also wish there was a button I could push that would magically cook and clean up after dinner:P

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I wish that I had the powers of "Jeanie" from I Dream of Jeanie, or Samantha in Bewitched.

I would love to just wiggle my nose or blink and nod my head and have anything I wanted, including being able to give rude drivers flat tires or having their engines fall out of their car in the middle of the street in rush hour traffic.

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"Yesterday is but a vision, and tomorrow is only a dream. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a dream of hope." Anonymous

"Your candle does not lose it's light by lighting another candle" Generosity

Have the courage to be yourself.

ROFLMBO, Seeing some of these post on here I'm kinda of glad we can't do half of whats posted LOL.

If I could wish and have it happen I want a remote just like mataje's LOL. BUT, I would add more buttons to it.a button that would make DH go right to sleep and NOT wake me a 100 times asking Please
My Wish would be to have a No Limit Target Credit Card AND I never had to pay anything back and I was ALWAYS the 1st to find all the clearance items before anyone knew about them.
Man wouldn't that be a great wish LOL.

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I wish that there was a magic pill that would work on ALL pain,completely alleviating it ,with no side effects.

I wish I was smaller, way smaller. I have such a hard time losing weight, I absolutely hate it.

I wish that I actually CRAVED healthy food! I wish I daydreamed about salads with no dressing, and salivated over jumbo helpings of veggies for dinner.

I also wish I had a secret button I could press that would make people rewind dumb things they said, and their words would come out kinder (No reference to the board here -- I really mean for the friends/family I have here in my non-virtual physical world).

Cool thread!

OHHH I wish everyday I could become pregant after 10 years still no luck! What a great dream that would be !

Peace in Earth and to be a size 4 no matter what I ate ... and to be able to teleport

I wish I could be in 2 places at once....so I could be with dh in MD but also be here in SC with my grandmother.


Christine

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I wish that everyone else would get their wishes! (Or is that the same as the Genie wish? )

cj/

I just wish that I could find my dream vehicle for a descent price. I want a 1977-1979 Jeep CJ5 in great condition but I'm having no luck finding one at a resonable price.

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Lord don't let that cold wind blow til I'm too old to die young'

I wish I had enough money to cover all of my needs. Nothing extravagant, or wasteful, just enough to pay for whatever I need for Dad and to have money to eat out when I don't have time to cook these days.


But, I would settle for the kid remote.

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I wish I could lose weight and keep it off. I wish my kids would get responsible. I wish our money woes would be over for good. I wish my ex would cough up some support. I wish my daughter Catie could walk and talk. I would love to hear her say "I love you Mom" just once even, even though she shows me she love me everyday with great big bear hugs.

I wish that there was a real happy pill that made you happy all the time no matter what happenes. I take the one from the doctor but they lie and it doesnt work. Second wish (always have to have a second one) I wish I had enough money to be able to take care of all the animals that need it.

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I wish I had a slef-cleaning house and the laundry would never need cleaning either. I also want one of those remotes.

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

I wish I could be invisible sometimes.

I wish I could be like samantha on bewitched, like the above poster.

I wish I could be one of those people that could survive on just 3 to 4 hours of sleep. I could get a ton of things done.

I wish for health for my family.

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Mary

Well I have an X-rated wish that I will keep to myself LOL

My G-rated wish would be to lose this last 40lbs by just snapping my fingers and no matter what I eat never gain it back again