person, that made you want to disappear on the spot? I don't have a story (or maybe I've blocked it out in my mind, LOL) but, another website got me thinking about this.

My nephew just says whatever comes into his little head.

My SIL was at the mall a few days ago and there was a large women walking by. He ran right up to her and my SIL said he looked confused. He stepped back and said, "Gods arms must be really big to wrap around you!" Of course she wanted to drop right there. Luckily the women took it in stride and kept walking!

Out of the mouth of babes!!

So, whats your story.

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I'll follow the out of the mouths of babes thing-- when my little sister was about 5 or so, we were driving home the point of washing her hands. My dad, step-mom, myself, and my little sister were out eating one night, and I was asked to take her to the bathroom to wash her hands. I'm about 17 or 18, and she's about 5.

We get in there, and we are washing our hands, and this lady comes out of the stall, and heads straight for the door. Just about the time she opens the door, my little sister yells, "Hey lady!! You forgot to wash your hands!!". She paused for a second, then kept going. I almost died!!

Holly

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OMG, many times!!!!

We are on a flight back home, and DD was having a hard time.....long time away, bumpy flight, etc., etc. Well, there were these two women sitting in the seats across the aisle from us. One of them was kind of scared, too, so we were all trying to keep DD happy. When the flight landed, we all stood up, and DD says about the one woman "she doesn't eat healthy mama, she's REALLY big".

I'm sure there's more, but, that one was pretty recent, so sticks out in my mind.

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Oh this topic makes me laugh...I have a four year old who cannot keep her mouth shut to save her life. While at church they were having a lesson on honesty. My DD urgently raised her hand to let everyone know that if you tell lies your nose will grow big, they teacher responded with I think everyone here is pretty honest and wouldn't tell a lie. My DD urgently raises her hand again when the teacher calls on her she says "I think you tell lies cause your nose is sure big"......I can't go anywhere with out comment from her once when she was with my husband they saw a really tough looking character large and with a lot of tattoo's and she waits until they are in earshot to point the guy out and go on and on about the man's appearance. My husband was mortified he thought he was going to get beat up for sure. LOL

At the Pediatrician's office a few months ago, there was a boy there that had one hand smaller than the other and my 8 year old kept asking the boy why, and the boy was obviously bothered by it Long talk on the way home that day...

One day at the pool my 3 year started to play with this man and his daughter than out of the blue he asked the man" Are those your boobies"
OMG!! I couldnt believe he said that

When my oldest was about 4, headlice were going around the preschool and so we had lots of discussions about not sharing brushes, hats, scarfs, etc. We were going on vacation and got on the plane and the flight attendant was passing out pillows. My lovely DD says (loudly) "we can't use those because they have lice!" I think everyone on the plane heard her! I about died.

Lisa

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My grandma was telling me the other day that she took my dad to church one time (every sunday but this one time in particular) and the preacher said "You don't need money to come to church" and my at the time 5 year old father said very loudly so the whole congregation could hear "oh yes you do" the whole room was rolling in laughter...except the preacher

When my husband and I get into a fight sometimes I like to remain calm and ask him questions that really get under his skin...this one time I asked him...so, why do you hate your wife today? Well, my two year old must have heard me because the babysitter said oh, by the way, your son said daddy hates his wife...lol!! I called my husband and told him he needs to tell me every moment he loves me otherwise his son will tell everyone he hates me!! So far, it's about once a day...he'll learn!

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My sil was watching that Katie & Peter show... My niece was horrified by it (she is 7), because "her boobies were hanging out of her shirt". Lol- I told her young ladies shouldn't say words like that. I can just imagine her telling someone out in public that their boobies are hanging out.

My oldest son (5) and I were shopping for a swimsuit for me. We'd been there for what seemed like hours and I found plenty I liked but they didn't have my size. Then plenty my size but I didn't like them. I think C was getting frustrated with me as I said for the twentieth time "I like this but it's not my size" He asked "Mummy do you need a size 22?" in a really loud voice!!!! The woman next to me didn't even pretend to diguise her laughing. When I replied "No baby I don't need a size 22" he said "Well get a 23 then!". I was NOT very happy but those that heard were laughing their heads off.

M

P.S. I am a size 10/12.

I could write a book on all the funny things my guys have said.....one of the most recent that comes to mind is when my aunt was visiting (who is rather large). She was sitting on the couch with my son watching a movie when out of the blue he turns to her and says "by the way....how did you get so fat?". I about died when she told me about it later.
He also asked my mom yesterday how come she had such ugly toes. She told him when his toes got to be 61 years old they would be ugly also.
One Sunday during church my mom gave him a Dum-Dum sucker to keep him quiet. He glady took the sucker and loudly asked "Grandma, has anyone licked off this yet?". I thought I would fall off the pew laughing....but honestly...I guess that's a good question for a little boy to ask when given a lollipop!
My other son went up to a gentleman in a gas station who was buying a pack of cigarettes and said "you know you shouldn't buy those....they are poison and will kill you". I quietly told him to be quiet and that it wasn't nice to tell adults his feelings....he loudly states..."But mom...he must not know they are poison or else why would he be buying them....I am just trying to help him out"... What can you say!!!
I could go on and on.....I actually have a journal where I have wrote a lot of the fun things the boys have said. It will provides lots of laughs in the years ahead.

Yesterday we are in the truck going to the movies. DS2 (he is 6) layed on my shoulder and put his hand on my tummy. Then he said, "Mom, are you going to have..... nevermind." I started laughing then had to tell the rest of the car what he said. I am a small girl with a small tummy but I have had 2 kids so there is some extra skin there. But honestly I am only a size 7.

My favorite one to tell isn't from my own kid. I was 7 months pregnate and working a small kios cart at Disneyland. This little girl looked at my belly, eyes HUGE, and asked "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!" Mom about died. Then I told the little girl I was going to have a baby she asked, "How do you know?" Mom turned 3 shades of red and tried to move the little girl away. I told her, " You know you are having a baby because only your belly gets fat."

The pregnacy before that my brother, 5, put a basket ball under his shirt and said "Look Nelly, I am you!"

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I laugh at you because you are all the same.

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Yep just yesterday it happen with my 8 year old son. We went to a place to crab ( got to get some more for my seafood gumbo i been dying to make ).. There were 2 young men there around 18-20 years old. My 8 year was talking to 1 of them and 'helping bait the rod".. after he finished "helping the boy" My son turn to walk away and stops, Looks back and says" GESSSH YOU SMELL LIKE FISH YUCK !!""OMG. I about died right there. I told him that was not nice to say and he needed to go back and say sorry to him.

But my all time Fav came from my 11 year old when she was just 5 years old. As we sat in the Dentist office waiting to be called back, out of the blue she looks at a woman sitting in the lobby and says to her. She's NOT MY MOMMY, I said WHAT ?? What do you mean I'm not your Mommy ? Christine looks at me and then back at the lady and says. She's not my mommy. My Mommy lives in Texas. I tried to explain to the lady I was her mommy and she had no other mommy here or in Texas. The lady was looking at me as if she wanted to make a break for a phone to call the police... I'm still telling Christine You have no other mommy I'm your ONLY one.. She then stands up looks around and yells to the top of her lungs" YOU TOOK ME FROM TEXAS WHERE I LIVED WITH MY MOMMY !!. The whole office froze and looked our way. It took me getting her Birth Record and showing it to the office clerk to prove I was Christine's mother. I also went out not only to get that but to bring my DH inside so he also could prove we were her parents. Till this day I don't know what made Christine say what she did. All she kept saying is she "Knew" her other mommy lived in Texas.

Same Child. About 3 months ago our lovely little 11 year old told me. DH, my oldest DD and Son-In-Law, that her Father wasn't her "Father" But her "Step- Father" I was like WTH ?? What are you talking about Christine. Jim is your Father not your Step Father.She goes on to explain that since we just had our 7th Anv But since she was going on 11 years old that meant that Jim couldn't be her real Father as she would ONLY be 7 years old. We didn't get into it any deeper other than tell her Jim was her real Father. LOL.

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we had a richard scarry book with nursery rhymes we would read to my son. the illustrations were of animals in the book. in the "jack sprat could eat no fat" rhyme, there were two cats depicting the rhyme. at the store one day, my son (who must have been about 2) goes to a very large woman and says "fat kitty cat, fat kitty cat". she glared at me, and i quickly left!

Haha, this story is actually about ME when i was 4 or so. I dont remember it very well, but my mom never hesitates to remind me how i embarassed her. Now that my son is almost 3 and getting to that talking in public stage, im sure i will have some stories about him..

When i was 4 or so, my parents took me to Red Lobster. They brought me with them to the big tank of lobsters in the middle of the restaurant floor so they could pick out their lobsters. When they explained to me they were picking out what lobster to boil, i apparently said, in that very loud kid voice: Do they scream when you boil them? this made everyone in the restaurant slink down in their seats.. Next question out of my mouth in that very loud kid voice was: Do they bleed when you boil them?

To be honest, sounds like 2 very reasonable questions to me! heh

When my oldest DD was about 4 or so i had her at the mall and we were walking when a woman was comming towards us in a wheelchair so I told her several times to move out of the woman's way.. right in front of the woman my DD turned around with her hands on her hips and said "why should I move cause she's broken" I wanted to hide LOL That same DD has said alot of things that made me want to hide,, she still does.

My youngest DD and I were once at the Rain Forrest Cafe eating when the waiter asked if I wanted anything from the bar and before I could answer my DD said "No my mommy doesnt do drugs they are bad for her "

My DS never said anything really embarassing however for awhile when he was little he would tell people his name was Bob (its Joey) and that he wanted to ride a bus (till this day I dont know why Lol )

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dd got a present once-nice kids' bible. next visit to church she loudly told the pastor she got a bible for a present & really likes it, 'specially cause we never had a bible in our house before. pastor's eyes got kind of big and he said really! wow! you've never had a bible in your house? the way she said it, made it sound like we didn't allow bibles in the house, or something! and we did have one she just didn't know LOL

my son when he was about 2 or 3 years old once pointed at a little boy in a restaurant and said there is a little chocolate boy. i told my son not to call him chocolate and that people are white brown red yellow doesn't matter what color..etc

at the end i said do you understand and he said yep he's not chocolate he's black and i'm black and you are black and dad is black and grandma is black (and he kept on naming everyone he knew saying they are black).
well we are not black but i was sure red faced and my guests at the restaurant eating with us that day watching this, were black people. i was real embarrassed but they just laughed and laughed and were not offended at all

I used to teach sunday school and this little boy, Seth, said "My name is Clark, Clark Kent, and I turn into Superman." So I wrote Clark on his name tag and called him that all service. We also put Clark on his papers. A few months later I was talking with his mom (we had become friends) and she was telling me about his Clark phase and mentioned that she kept the paper. She was suprised to know it was me that called him Clark.

We had some kids from India living nextdoor a few years ago and my son, 5 at the time, said "Wow that kids needs a bath. Look how dirty he is." I was glad no one else heard.

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

One of my middle boys interduces himself as Logan the Monkey

We was talking about about males and females the other day and he says""Daddy is NOT male, male goes into the mailbox!"


he's said some other things i cant remember off the top of my head but I have a notebook in the car i write them down when he's into one of his "spells" hhehe

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