The breastfeeding/formula post reminded me of something that happened a few weeks ago.

My six year old niece, brother and SIL were visiting, along with my parents. I was in the bedroom where it was quiet, nursing the baby to put her to sleep. My niece was on the phone with her other Grandmother. The conversation went like this:

Grandma: How is the baby?
Niece: She is fine, Aunt T is feeding her, if you know what I mean.
Grandma: You mean without the bottle?
Niece: I don't like where this conversation is going!

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Raising my baby RIGHT!!!!!!

All the cool babies are wearing cloth!

How cute!
I just love the things kids say!

Our 4 yo grandson told my husband, "We have similar interests." because they both like trains.

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Square dancing is friendship set to music!

Those are both very cute stories!!! Just wait until the baby starts to talk tessa! You'll love it!!! You'll have to write down all the cute things in her baby book. Otherwise, it's too easy to forget them as time passes. Sad.

At around age 2, my son used to call mascara -- "messy scary you".
One time I went to watch a traveling opera. He told my mother-in-law that I had gone to "Oprah's house".

My daughter reminded me that she needed sunscream before going in the pool.

Cute stories, keep them coming.

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Last week I had two 10 year old girls in my back seat. My daughter mentions that they are bad to the bone, my friend's daughter states that they are bad to the BONE MARROW! I almost died...that little girl is just way to smart!

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When my DS was born my DD was 4 yrs old. I was changing his diaper and she was standing at the changing table talking to me and she noticed his belly button and asked me what it was and I told her it was left from the umbilical cord and I told her it would just eventually fall off. She of course got curious and looked below the belly button and asked "When is that going to fall off?" That is when I had to tell her that is the difference between boys and girls. She looked at me like I was crazy.

my 4 year old told me he wasnt a male cause he didnt come in the mailbox.

He also interduces himself to everyone saying "Hi I'm Logan the monkey and I live in the jungle" <he loves monkeys> I had a dinosaur screen saver with a brontosaurus in the water and eating with peradactayls flying around and stuff, he came through and saw it "MOM! MOM! That's my jungle!!"



He's said other stuff i actually keep a journal in the van cause he usually comes up with something while we're out somewhere

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This is cute, but slightly gross, too (sorry)

My DD was sick for a few days last winter, so we had her set up on the couch downstairs. She was doing fine, and we were all in the room with her watching TV when she threw up. I went to her and held her until it was over.

Then my younger DD said to me: "Are you gonna pour me out, too?"

DS1 made a very cute book for mother's day when he was in kindergarten. It was to tell all the things that are special about their moms. He wrote: My mom makes the best macaroni and cheese (the kind in the blue box). OMG, how embarrassing.

Nooo............you just care enough to buy the very best. What a sweet mama you are!

the other day when DD 5 went to a "bridge program " at school ,to help with transition .
I could n;t remember her teacher's name ,just that her first name was Natalie(like mine!)
Me: Maeva ,what is your teacher's name?
Maeva: I don;t know
Me: well I don;t remeber either,but I know she has the same first name than I have
Maeva: her first name is Mommy?

still Maeva:
her dad couldn't find his sunglasses.there were on top his head.(sorry for the bad language,too many teenagers around.,but she knows the difference between home language and outside language,best we do...)
Maeva: daddy you're such a dumbass
DAd: hey,don;t you use that language
maeva: ok,daddy you're a smart ass

and last for now:
Daddy you're a genius ,but sometimes you're really kinda dumb!!!

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My DD used to pronounce cupcakes *pupcakes* and cucumber *q-mungurr*. I LOVED that!

My daughter told her girls that she didn't want to get called into work early. The 5 yr old said "Oh, I will just tell them you died if they call."

Just the other day, my 8 yr old son says,

"I want to be a professional baseball player. When they get home runs, don't they get like $30 or $40 bucks?"

Too funny!

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Kids are the cutest!!

This morning, my 5 yr. old while playing on his ride a long said- Mom, I'm feeling homesick right now.